Fratulence

when all the boys fart in unison and cause partial nuclear fallout

- Dude, the Delta Gamma Epsilon house was dumb stanky last night, it smelt like someone ODed on chalupas

- nah, don’t worry man, Brad made his legendary seven bean nachos so all the boys were experiencing hella Fratulence

by nwlxlckejx December 21, 2019

sub-cranial-flatulence

The proverbial "brain fart". Also known as "scf". Making a silly mistake. A small, yet ridiculous blunder.

"I was suffering from some sort of "sub-cranial-flatulance" that day, my bad."

"You should take sumthin' fer that "SCF" of yours... "

by Fish October 15, 2004

pyro flatuence

a dose of gunpowder and colourant mixture which is placed on top of the butthole and combusts with a rapid expulsion of methane from sed butthole (otherwise known as a 'fart' or 'guff') to produce a pyrotechnical display, similar to the firework displays introduced to the world by the chinese.

dave's left and right buttcheeks were severely disfugured after a pyro flatuence show that went horrendously wrong, now u can see the face of har mar super star between the crack.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

flatulence

An ambulance specialized in care for steamroller accident victims. Definition is too short, my ass.

Oh no, Bubba got run over by that steamroller. Quick, get a flatulence!

by Bubba July 7, 2004

flautulence

Flatulance gotten specifically from, and/or smelling of, flautas.

<Q> OMG, who is stinking up the place???
<A> Zeke is; he had mexican food for lunch; now he's got serious flautulence!

by carrieparker December 24, 2008

fratulence

the frightening farts that come after a night of frat party excesses. These will approach suicide and homicide if performed in a small space without enough air exchange.

I barely escaped with my life and lungs intact after Bobby's fratulence down in the laundry. At least, thank God, I can't smell anything anymore.

by cognomen February 21, 2009

flatulence

Pre-internet Instant Message. Can have any of the following meanings:
"Here's a kiss for you."
"This is MY territory."
"I hate you!"
"Would you care to dance?"

As his rotten-egg-vomit flatulance filled the room, Ajit checked each person's face to see whether his instant message had been properly received. And Ashok smiled back and said, "Why yes, I'd love to dance with you."

by Noah Webster, Jr. February 16, 2005