Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

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Flats

a flat shoe, looks like a ballerina slipper, that girls are wearing all the time. They can come in any color and with most any design on them. Causes = smelly, sweaty feet.

Look, that girl is wearing gold flats to match her gold earrings and gold purse.

by anti-flat April 10, 2010

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fatassdon

usually a very unloving person who is very fat, often named "big don" or "tubalard" or "twinky" like talahassy :D often man of the house.

DAMN LOOK AT DON! HE'S A FATASSDON BRO.

by FAGGOT$4LYFE. December 14, 2010

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Flantastic

When something is so amazing, that it rivals the consistency of Flan. In theory.

Lee: Dude, this essay is totally...totally...I can't think of a word!!!!!!!

Kerry: Flantastic.

Lee: Flantastic???

Kerry: Yes.

Lee: What!?!?! That doesn't make sense!

Kerry: It does if you have a 12th level intellect. Do you?

Lee: ...no, I don't know what that is.

Kerry: Then you don't have it, so shut up.

by Staff Sergeant Kerry Hicks November 6, 2007

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