Drop a flare

Taking a shit, having a bowel movement.

I'll be back in a couple a minutes. Gotta go drop a flare.

by BillyBobElrod October 10, 2008

Nebraska Flare

when you take a shit and it has chunks of corn in it.

Oh dude, I just took a poop that had some nebraska flare in it.

by creative explosion February 26, 2011

fairy flare

A term used to describe glow sticks. Typically used in reference to candy kids that dance with them at raves.

Yo son, did you see that noodle waving his fairy flares around?

by melchomis June 23, 2007

solar flare

Taking a dump in a tanning bed.

Friend 1 " Dude what took you so long, your time in the bed was only 10 minutes.:
Friend 2 (the culprit) " There was a solar flare event...."
Friend 1 "Ohio is the best!"
Friend 1 and 2 Exchange High Fives
Friend 1 yells "SHOTS!"
End Scene

by Falcon The Turd Bomber June 1, 2010

Anal Flare

A condition caused by ulcerative colitus whereby the anus and rectum become inflamed and irritated.

I couldn't get my cock in little Suzy's tight asshole because she had a raging case of anal flare.

by Anal Czar October 20, 2010

solar flares

Trousers which become wider towards the ankles, and melt things

Ooh i say, those flares are bright today Colin

by Weeto November 2, 2003

crop flaring

When a drug dealers field is burned usually by another drug dealer so that the other drug dealer can make more money

drug dealer: i was crop flaring yesterday!

by Joe725 June 25, 2006