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Flailing

The motion an octopus uses to get around. Often associated with having a stroke or other sudden muscle spasm.

How to: first, reach your arms out in front of you. Make sure there is a significant distance between them. Second, slowly move your elbows together and let your hands follow with a delay. Move your elbows outwards when there is about two inches between them. Once again let your hands follow with a delay. Let your elbows get far enough away from each other so you are now in a "going in for a hug" position. Repeat this process at a fast pace.
Person1: what's that guy doing?

Person: looks to me he's having a stroke or something, he's flailing like an octopus.
by [ ] May 12, 2017
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mexican flail

The waving arm movements of Hispanic women when they have had to much to drink.
She knocked the beer out of my hands with her Mexican flail
by Mexicanloving101 October 10, 2017
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Plague Flail

A crude weapon constructed by shitting in a pillow case.
Jessica turned me down for prom so I beat her with a plague flail
by 14kkk88 December 2, 2018
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Ka-flail

Verb: tweaker mission; tweaking on something for multiple hours; flailing
Person 1: "Hey bro can you come pick me up?"
Person 2: " Yeah, I can after I finish ka-flailing on my truck"
by Squishy and WiggleWorm January 31, 2022
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Urban Flail

Urban Flail

Adv.
(Er-bun Flale)

The act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.

The Urban Flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. Strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.

*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*
“Dude, I can’t believe what he said about your sister.”

“You’re right bud. It’s time for an urban flail.
by Choam Nomsky December 1, 2017
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bar flail

A bar flai is someone who frequents bars looking for drugs because the local dealers don’t want to deal with them.
Don’t talk to that bar flail. He might rip you off
by Eff security April 5, 2019
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wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man

A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.

It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.
Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.
by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 26, 2024
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