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first crush

The first person you have romantic feelings for. Usually the boy/girl-next-door, that popular douche, your elder sibling's really hot friend and in some cases, your Chemistry teacher.
Boy: Hey, why are you hiding from Mr Magnesium Oxide?
Girl: SHHHHH OMg, he is my first crush!

(See that OMg there *wink**wink* Gah, I know it's MgO)
by Samantha Felicia Rose April 5, 2015
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Finntroll

Finnish band combining the styles of humppa, a Finnish form of polka, with metal. Songs are sung in Swedish for the reason that it was the original singer's mother tongue, but also because it sounds "damn trollish".
They also have an obsession with trolls.
When Finntroll come on there's gonna be a fucking hoedown!
by TimFS March 6, 2005
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Redneck First Class

When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.
The middle seat was unoccupied on my recent flight home so I got to sit in Redneck First Class
by fetmeister February 11, 2009
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FirstChest

-Used to describe being sandwiched between two stupid, cheap, drunk or otherwise undesirable people

Reference to Monopoly's first Community Chest space between Baltic and Mediterranean (the two cheapest properties)
When sitting at a bar and you're flanked by ugly people or losers on both sides: "How the hell did I become FirstChest?"
by DanoNYC September 30, 2009
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Fireturd Suite

These are the sounds made when one drops a spicy fireturd!
I heard the Fireturd Suite coming from the toilet!
by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020
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first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.
GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender
by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017
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fake first family

The underlying truth about all of these horrifying plastic poseur weirdos who are currently in the 2019 White House.
These people barely know one another, they are an entirely fake first family, all practically bribed to come aboard.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019
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