fireturd 

A turd, or (presumably human) piece of poop, attached to a firecracker in such a way that when lit into the sky, the firecracker will launch pieces of poop along with a brilliant display of color.

Valerie: Bruh did you see that fireturd festival?
Claire: Yeah bro! So beautiful.

fireturd by FireTurd August 18, 2015

Fireturd Suite 

These are the sounds made when one drops a spicy fireturd!

I heard the Fireturd Suite coming from the toilet!

Fireturd Suite by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020

a fire turd 

This is a phenomenon experienced after eating much spicy food!

AAASHHHHHH@#$%&!!! I just passed a fire turd!

a fire turd by I, Wreckerrr December 4, 2020

Firetard 

A firetard is when someone makes you so angry you feel a fire start in your chest then it blows out and spits out words that could potentially hurt someone but you did not intend it to. Such as swearing when you are mad, fucktards are uncontrollable.

Man a firetard just fucked up my relationship

Firetard by peacefulnun10010 May 13, 2020

foreturd 

skid marks and shit spackle that ends up on the frontal hemisphere of the toilet that could only arrive there by dislocated anus or extreme rectal explosions

yo dude get the toilet brush and scrub off this foreturd...how did you get it there anyway? Sittin on the toilet backwards?

foreturd by samir rimas November 20, 2010

Fireturds 

Extreamly painful diarrhea.

That spicy chicken gave me fireturds.

Fireturds by Safffernellie August 8, 2009

firetard 

An offensive misspelling of the popular Warrior Cat's character Firestar.
Recently, someone used this as an insult, and it has been blowing up in the tumblr warrior's fandom ever since.

Fangirl1: Haha, Firestar is such a Firetard. Firetard and Gaystripe bitches!
Fangirl2: OMFG YOU DIDN'T! SO OFFENSIVE. RAGE!
Fangirl1: Oops, just misspelled Firestar! My bad.
Fangirl2+rest of fandom: NO YOU DIDN'T YOU OFFENSIVE INSENSITIVE POOPYHEAD! LEAVE TUMBLR NOOOW

firetard by Random~Furry December 24, 2013