Fireturds

Extreamly painful diarrhea.

That spicy chicken gave me fireturds.

by Safffernellie August 8, 2009

fireturd

A turd, or (presumably human) piece of poop, attached to a firecracker in such a way that when lit into the sky, the firecracker will launch pieces of poop along with a brilliant display of color.

Valerie: Bruh did you see that fireturd festival?
Claire: Yeah bro! So beautiful.

by FireTurd August 18, 2015

Fireturd Suite

These are the sounds made when one drops a spicy fireturd!

I heard the Fireturd Suite coming from the toilet!

by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020