penske file

Imaginary/nonexistent project, used as a cover for goofing off at work; derived from an episode of Seinfeld.

"Yeah, I'm really busy working on that Penske file."

by gregg schultz March 12, 2004

X-files

A show that used to be on t.v about a man named Fox Mulder who when he was 10 years old had his 8 year old sister abducted by aliens in his living room and since then he has always been trying to prove the existance of extraterrestrial life on earth and/or the universe. When the series began Agent Mulder was already in a position at the Federal Bureau of Investigation and was working in a section called the 'X-files' which investigated into the paranormal. An agent named Dana Scully was assigned to the 'X-files' along with agent Mulder to help him with his work, but at first it was thought by Agent Mulder that she was there to spy on and to debunk his work, but over time he began to trust her and they became close. The show ran for 9 seasons on t.v and was quite popular with cyberpunks and paranoid people.

"Dude, did you see the final of the X-files? I watched that show for 9 years just to find out that cigerte smoking man's name, and they didn't even tell say. What a rip-off!"

by Matt[O] September 24, 2005

The X-Files

not a show....the show...the x-files was awesome. It was the story of Agend Fox Mulder and agent Dana Scully. They investigated UFOs and such. Kicks the crap out of CSI any day...

**as frogs are falling from the sky**

Scully:Frogs are falling fromt the sky.

Mulder:Parachutes must not have opened.

by Sgt. Pepper May 30, 2005

Figlet

A derogatory term to define one that loves figs.

You like figs? Your such a figlet!

by ChiliFre34k February 23, 2019

round file

verb. The relatively simple action of tossing useless documents or other papers you don't care about into the trash bin (usually round in shape). The lowest priority of filing systems...yet amazingly effective.

noun. The garbage can

"Your jury summons came in the mail, I round filed it for you."
"Thanks for saving me the time."

"After the end of the semester, I took all my papers and put them in the round file. They were taken care of accordingly."

by CollegeDude June 16, 2006

direct file dysfunction

(aka DFD) When a shitty instant messenger file transfer crashes halfway through leaving you empty and unsatisfied.

My MSN has direct file dysfunction.

by Requiett April 9, 2008

circular file

a wastebasket, a trashcan

Please deposit this junk into the circular file.

by Light Joker January 2, 2007