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ffing

An abbreviation for "Flirty Fishing", a tactic used by the Children of God cult (also known as The Family International, Teens for Christ, COG, The Family of Love and The Family) would use to recruit new members by sending female acolytes to bars and other establishments of ill repute to have sex with men in order to convert them to Christianity. The term "ffing" became widely used when members became aware people knew what "flirty fishing" was, and therefore needed to be more coy and obfuscate the name of the tactic their cult was based around.
I got over a dozen guys to join The Family by ffing!

Truly its easier for a woman to get into the kingdom of god than a man.
by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023
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Wet Firing

Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.
I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.

I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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Firing

adj. Good, Great, Awesome, Top quality.
(surf slang, describes wave quality)
"Waves were firing today, you really missed it".
by skullcap January 13, 2004
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Mexican Firing Squad

Where traditional firing squads assure the death of the captive, a Mexican Firing Squad is different. It is a strategic blunder, mistake, ill concieved plan, or it can be planned by an itiod in where the prisoner is surrounded by troops with weapons ready to fire, but the armed party is in a circle.

If you do not see where this causes the problem read on or you might find yourself in one someday; a circle is good for ring-around-the-rosey and for pioneers to circle wagons to shoot away from, but to fire in a circle means that a few bullets will go outside of the circle eventually and most likely hit somone on the other end.
The bank robber got away the second time when the Texas State Troopers formed a Mexican Firing Squad and killed eath other letting the 2-bit hood escape.
by santos miguelito September 19, 2008
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firin meh lazor

a concentration of epic wins focused in your mouth to form a large lazor. AKA shoop da whoop! this can only be blocked by interupting the charge by puting something in its mouth cuaseing a gay woop by firing a rainbow.
EPIC WIN COUNT OVER 200!!!

FINISH THEM!!
IMA CHAGRIN UP MEH LAZOR!!!!!!

IMA FIRIN MEH LAZOR!!!!
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!!
by shoop my whoop May 27, 2009
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fafinaf

1. The Crust on your eyes when you wake up at 2.
2. That fucking annoying furry lid on the toilet seat that falls in the middle of a piss.
3. A case of morning wood when you have company in your room.
1. Fafinaf can not be used in a setence. It is just there.
by fierce March 17, 2004
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Fixing Dressers

A term originating in Alabama meaning to fuck, bang, do the sex, etc.
He’ll be fixing dressers tonight
by @nonymou$ January 21, 2019
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