Sticky Fib

A lie told to a law enforcement officer by recalled car owners to get out of a ticket.

Travis: How did John get out of a ticket doing 90 in a residential?

Rick: He told a Sticky Fib. When the cop came over he pretended to be hyperventilating and told the cop his recalled floor mats caused the accelerator to stick.

Travis: Freaking lucky Hybrid owners!

by McDoh! March 12, 2010

FIB

fucked in bed

i had so much fun last night

i got fib

by there are no names what at all November 12, 2016

fib

a “tech virus” that randomly removes people from groupchats indiscriminately.

oh no fib got to them, somebody add them back!

by p33_bucket March 19, 2022

FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.

“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”

by duckmasterj May 10, 2021

Fib

Another word for lie.

U can tell she told a fib.

by Ikwhatmsaying June 6, 2018

Gold Fibbing

a person who lies to the news media or file an lawsuits about being sexual harassed years later purely to extract money from another person of frame and wealth, in particular a woman who strives to gain monetary damages from a famous or wealthy man.

Gloria Gold Fibbing is crying her eyes out on television, claiming her boss Mr. Platinum has sexual harassed her 20 years ago by showing her his penis. Gloria is NOW suiting him for 20 Million Dollars.

Disclaimer: Sexual Harassment is extremely serious and this definition is not in any way to deminimize the true claims filed by true victims who has been harm by a person that operates under perversion means. However, this definition is strictly referencing to the group of people within our society that scheming like a demon to jump aboard the latest ride which is the Sexual Harassment Movement.

by True Define April 23, 2018

Fibbing

Letting it crust in order to increase in length, girth, and width

“Yo, have you started fibbing. Your Johnson is looking much heftier!”

by Themanwhowaschoden December 26, 2024