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sexercise

losing weight by having sex and/or becoming fit
sexercise: intense sex.

sexercise: checking your weight after sex and having loss weight

sexercise: looking in mirror after having sex a lot and say wow and texting a picture of your upper body to a friend and asking if you look fit and they yes
by Fedora of Aces November 27, 2013
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sexercise

Fitness work done towards pertaining the chance to engage in physical sexual intercourse.

Not to be mistaken with exercise undertaken while participating in fornication.
Rob - Dude you've been hitting the gym a lot recently
Mike - Yea well you know got the sexercise in
Rob - Oh yeah when's Betty coming over
Mike - about 8
by Huuyi April 26, 2009
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sexercise

Any exercise that has limited benefits for physical fitness, but boosts one's sexual attractiveness or performance. The classic examples are bicep/forearm curls (for guys; these are purely for show), the hip abductor/adductor machines (for women; it's obviously translatable to how snugly you can squeeze a guy's penis), and any sort of ab crunch thingy.
Don't fool yourself into thinking those hip adductors will make you lose weight; it's just a silly sexercise.
by Joe Sheezy January 9, 2008
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Sexercise

An enjoyable form of a work-out. Also noted for being exercise that participants want to last as long as possible to achieve the best outcum...

Facially spotty, male participants can use sexercise to develop strong arm muscles - especially if using alternate arms each session. This then prepares the males to be true gentlemen later in their development as they can sufficiently lean on their elbows for long periods when engaging in partner work-outs.

Group work-outs have gained in popularity since the 60s.
Jimmy and Mary just love sexercise. It is the best weight-loss program they've ever followed.
by Smoooothe May 30, 2010
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exercise in futility

When parts of your body are still jiggling long after you have stopped running.
Jennifer was the only one in the gym who considered her workout to be an exercise in futility, since the men all appreciated that her boobs were still bouncing long after she got off the treadmill.
by leroywaggle June 14, 2011
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A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"
P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022
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exercise intolerance

The condition that people with fibromyalgia claim they have that prevents them from engaging in physical activities that have been shown to significantly help their "disease."
Joyce: Because of exercise intolerance, I cannot workout for more than 10 minutes.
Billy: Hmmmmm, are you sure? Or is it because you weigh 300 pounds? You know Joyce, I know of a really good water aerobics class.
by PsyDawg July 13, 2015
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