friday speak out

A weekly friday gather of random thoughts. These thoughts are often jotted down on scratch paper and read aloud by the teacher. This was started by a teacher at Elk Grove High School by the nickname of K -Dogg. This wonderful weekly thing blossomed into a bashing on an infamous nerd who goes by the name of fortman. As of late the bashing has turned to another infamous nerd by the name of BoB, since fortman cosistently cries about these speak out occurences. DJ Jazzy is the one responsible for this abuse. His fellow classmates love his craziness and will hopefully go down in history for his friday speak outs. Some others who assist Dj Jazzy in the bashing include NGP,Lar Lar,The Mick, and the Rodamigo.

"Stay tuned every week for DJ Jazzy's Friday Speak Out!"

by DJ Jazzy Jurewicz May 3, 2005

Friday car

A poorly built automobile. A piece of junk. The reason behind the name "Friday" is that workers typically had a long week, are tired, and are looking forward to the weekend... therefore, they are a lot more careless with the construction of the vehicle, lending to it's numerous problems.

This typically applies to a make/model of vehicle that is usually of pretty good quality, and the "Friday car" is more the exception than the rule.

Really bad cars can be referred to as "Friday afternoon at 4pm before a three day weekend car".

Yeah... must be a Friday car.

by BrianTheGreat February 20, 2011

swallow friday

An appointment to give a male human a blow job on a Friday which the giver should swallow semen, as opposed to spit.

Meg: please guys, I'll give you a swallow friday!"
Football player: you mean a follow friday?"
Meg: "Oooh. . . "

by iris1234 July 27, 2016

Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when millions of people stand in line at various retailers and act like retards.

I hate Black Friday. Should be called Wack Friday.

by peecee1978 November 25, 2011

Blue Friday

Blue Friday is a Seattle Seahawks tradition created a couple years ago where all fans are supposed to wear their favorite Seahawks gear on Fridays to support the team. Originally it was for game day Fridays, but now it's EVERY Friday during the regular season.

I'm wearing my Beastmode jersey for this Blue Friday.

by ranolake62 September 22, 2017

Funky Friday

fun-ass game on roblox that is based on the hit rhythm game "Friday Night Funkin", or like DDR. You can customize stuff such as the arrow design, how fast the arrows go towards the notes. ect. Theres many mods, from easy (sky), to hard (freedom dive). Overall, its a fun mutiplayer rhythm game

Bacon: how change arrows in Funky Friday
Sweat: go to the settings tab bro

by NotDuke69420 October 28, 2022

Friday O'Clock Shadow

The beard you grow when you've been too lazy to shave all week.

"Are you growing a beard?"
"No, it's just my Friday o'clock shadow."

by Jeremy Ampe December 9, 2008