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Theory of Maximum Foolishness

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.
Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009
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Foolish mortal

A mortal who does something so very foolish, that he is forever deemed a "foolish mortal." The antithesis of the foolish mortal is the immortal, who is never foolish.
Immortal: Hey, you foolish mortal over there!
Mortal: ?
Immortal: Thou art the foolish of mortals!
Foolish mortal: Nooooooo....!
by Unfoolish Immortal January 12, 2008
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Fooldiggery

1. Stupidity or foolishness at its highest level.

2. A situation or person that goes above and beyond ordinary foolishness.

from the latin words: Baro Cavo
Hubcaps that spin on a Geo Metro is pure fooldiggery!
by The Unofficial Dr. Cirok April 29, 2010
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Fool's Paradise

When you think your dick is the biggest your partner has ever seen.
John thinks his dick is the biggest one his girlfriend ever saw, John is living in a Fool's paradise
by TheUsualSuspects January 31, 2020
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drunken fool

The person of the party who always ends up doing the dumb things. Hits on people who dont want to be hit on etc.
Dirty Bandit says "Erica, I miss you!"
Monica says "My name is Monica."

later that night

Dirty Bandit exclaims to everyone else that "Monica was not fat, if anything she was more retarded then fat. She was more retarded then fat okay guys."

Us "God, what a drunken fool"
by Big Country Tim October 15, 2008
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boo boo the fool

a person who is very dumb, it is commonly used by black mothers when fussing at a child.
by Black mom terms. April 12, 2021
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