Faulty Walnut

dysfunctional prostate

Bob was having trouble peeing and, after a physical showed high PSA levels, his doc broke the news. “you have prostate cancer but it’s very treatable.” Bob went home and told wife Barb about his faulty walnut.

by Uncle Joosie March 23, 2022

Falken It

To spend way to much time on something. A term which is used frequently in the automotive sales industry.

Hey have you seen Bill?

Yeah he's been falken it with the same people for like 4 hours lol.

by Time Bandito December 17, 2022

Engineers Fault

On a construction site no matter what when things go wrong it is always the engineers fault even if they are not responsible or on site at the time.

Site Manager- "why is this wrong"
{Person who as done it} - "Engineers Fault"

by Kill_crazy May 4, 2023

It's a falkin

A phrase to describe defecation or what precedes defecation that may be painful or uncomfortable.

"I just took a massive shit, it was a falkin."
"Oh sorry to hear that brother!"

"brb I need to take a shit, it's a falkin"
"good luck!"

by Themorderer December 24, 2021

Falk

a beast, normally one that swims. really fast
like a unicorn
sometimes the spawn of chuck norris
we aren't really sure what they are

"Hey did you see that thing??"

"Yeah, I think it was a Falk!"

by jackson12kk May 18, 2009

Segmentation fault

v. the end-result of compiling and causing execution of faulty code that declares wordJihad/word against sections of memory where it is not bound to. Often results in a wordCore Dump/word.

20:52:05hc@builder:~$ uname -a
Segmentation fault (core dumped)

by hc May 2, 2003

falkor

Falkor is the name of the large white dragon that Bastian and Atrayu ride in the 80's film The Neverending Story (which is part of the Holy 80's Trinity including The Neverending Story, Labyrinth, and The Dark Crystal). Has the ability to fly and bring luck to whomever travels with him.

In the Movie:
Falkor looks like a large white dog and is what most people remember about the film. "Yeah, that movie with that flying dog-thing!"

In the Book:
Falkor is described as lion-like, similar to an Asian dragon.

Atrayu rode Falkor as quickly as he could away from The Nothing.

by Wolfy T. Twisted July 20, 2008