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cum farter

My new co worker, is a cum farter!
by Dack Shepard's April 15, 2021
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Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.
"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.
by Smurfanator February 7, 2010
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Dust Farter

An old person. Cause they are so old the fart dust.
Man, that dust farter sure is cranky in his old age.
by Aron S February 23, 2009
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Dingle berry farter

When a tiny mini snowman-looking poop comes from his hill and against his own will Out of your anus. Hopefully it's not too wet.
"I thought i was just farting, but... WOW! Out pops my little dingle berry Friend!" Dingle berry farter
by I am who you think I am. October 12, 2011
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toungue my farter

The act of one person using their toungue to lick another ones bum hole, can be used as a one liner in the same contents as "kiss my arse" Like such "toungue my farter"
Toungue my farter you fucking creature. Aw he was tounging my farter last night it felt amazing!
by Oofftt January 10, 2014
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Farter

Someone who farts so much that their pants smell farty.
John is such a farter. His room smells farty for days
by Farty May 13, 2004
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fartarse

some one who is fannying around!! taking along time to do something!
Mum: Can you come down and clear up your mess and stop being a fartarse
by Nikki n Steffi January 18, 2008
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