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Furious Cummer

When you are having sex and you shoot cum into the girls eyes, mouth, and womb. Then she proceeds to punch your balls ack furiously because you made her pregnant and blind.
Dayum son, did you see my friend? He was being a furious cummer last night dawg!
by Dallas Steamer September 11, 2016
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sexually furious

When you've been sexually frustrated for so long that you become angry, you are said to be sexually furious.
Zydrunas: "I haven't had sex in so long I just want to throw a girl over a table and fuck the shit out of her!"
Black Sam: "Man you're sexually furious!"
by uttondiddies September 7, 2013
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Fast & Furious -syndrome

A phenomena when a movie gets a soulless sequel after sequel, just to pump money from the franchise.
"Have you seen John Wick 4?"
"No, why?"
"Producers are just milking money at this point. Starting to suffer from real Fast & Furious -syndrome"
by monarkki April 7, 2023
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the fast and the furious

A crappy movie that the director compares to opera, starring an actor who the director keeps calling "a beautiful, beautiful man." And it has Vin Deisel.
by Lifeman October 4, 2003
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the fast and the furious

A streetracing movie that really, really sucked for car guys.
by Dude May 18, 2004
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Fast and the Furious

A street racing series that used to be all about racing. and actually had focus on the fans. However, once "Fast and Furious" was made, everything about the series did a flip, now only focusing on action and explosions that would make Michael Bay proud. In essence, the car series has become a cash cow.
Person 1: Goddamn, I hear the new Fast and the Furious movie is coming tomorrow!

Person 2: Yeah, I would rather save my movie. Honestly, what the fuck does "family" mean in the movie?
by senthurmanz April 25, 2017
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Furious dragon

So this is a variation on the angry dragon.

"Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose."

Except the difference is that you squeeze her nose shut so that the cum will come out of her eyes through the Eustachian tube, and eventually it will come out of her nose as well.
Thus a furious dragon has been made.
I gave my girlfriend a furious dragon this morning!
by slechtmopjevandedag July 29, 2011
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