falafelize

Writing or speaking illogically, a failed attempt at philosophizing.

Once again, we were stuck at dinner with Anna, forced to listen to her falafelize about the nature of Man and the search for the meaning of life, love, and the death of Venice.

by Grand Rapidian October 13, 2009

Falafel

A stash of narcotics, esp. one designed to be hidden in the rectum.

Man, I was glad to take that falafel out of my pants and spark one up

by TTTTTT June 28, 2014

Falafel

when you and another person are close enough and practically dating, but you do not want to put a label on it

"What is up with you and John? Are y'all dating?"
"Nah we are just in a falafel."

by your_local_papa_frita March 6, 2017

falafelfar

The biggest man just after Rick Ross

also he can be tipped over

Person 1: Wow did you see falafelfar?
Person 2: Yeah, he's the biggest man, and he can't be tipped over
Person 1: He ain't bigger than Rick Ross *hoh*

by Thatniggacrazy January 17, 2018

falafeling

nefariously hiding one or more falafel such that they are randomly discovered by a targeted individual at a later time.

that bastard lou wasnt in his office again, so i gave his office a good falafeling.

by slojoemoego June 13, 2018

falafelwaffle

That fucking retarded immigrant from kick’in it

Oh look another falafelwaffle. Taking all our jobs. I’ll just wait till the next gas station.

by Ifuckedapoptart July 22, 2018

Falafel

I love you, the Robin Scherbatsky way.

How I Met Your Mother reference.

- Wait Ted?
- Yes?
- Falafel..

by maskrosor November 3, 2018