fake-lifter

1. (noun) A person who pretends to display physical excertion amongst a group that is carrying a large heavy object, where in reality that person is not contributing to the collective strength at all.

1. Nobody passed Smitty a beer after we moved the piano because everyone knew he was just a fake-lifter.

fake-lifter by Mickey Nation January 7, 2007

fake ass friend 

a so called friend who only comes around when he or she needs something.

"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!

fake ass friend by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010

Fake friends 

These r people u have known for the longest time and just stab u in the back. They will shoot u if they get the chance and completely betray.

My fake friends just dated the boy that I like.

Fake friends by yourbestie August 20, 2018

Fake depression 

Usually middle schoolers would do this for attention by faking mental illnesses. Always post on their Snapchat story DHMU, only the real ones would know, always uses the 💔😕 emojis also uses Simpson edits to show their “depression” And denies when confronted about it. And don’t forget this one, they always like to date people then break up with them then post a heartbroken emoji on their story.

Every middle schooler on their story,”Don’t hit me up I need time to think, only the real ones would know.” A.K.A Fake Depression

Fake depression by @andyloll2 August 3, 2019

Fabienne 

Fabienne has the quirkest laugh and the prettiest eyes you could ever see on anyone. her long blond hair and farmers shirt style is sexy and original and she can only be described as funny as hell. she will help you up when you fall down and once you have her you never want to let go. if you want a freind that will always be there to support you and stand by your side through the hardest of times, holding a cigarette ready just in case you need it, then you dont have to look anywhere else. she could be a thousand miles away and still never leave your side, and her great taste in music makes her even more like-able.i love this girl and am the luckiest person alive i think. her laugh is addictive and once she smiles then everyone else does too. anyonne can easliy falll in love just because she is who she is and will not change for anyone. all you want to do is spend an afternoon drinking coffee, talking to her because she understands better than anyonce else... I love you Fabienne

Funny, Sarcastic, beautiful, sexy, Friend, Fabienne

Fabienne by Duckydoo September 3, 2012

fake-organized

when your room looks neat and clean, but in reality under your couch/bed, and in your closet (or other hiding nooks) is an absolute atrocity. usually occurs with people who were once organized but no longer have the time anymore.

"your room doesn't even look any different after 8 hours?"
"hah nope because usually my room is fake-organized but there is a ton of crap under my couch and in my closet..but no its 'real'-organized"

fake-organized by holymoleydood August 6, 2009

Zigi is Fake 

This term relies on a couple who relies on too much media attention.

All zigi does is walk in and out buildings, zigi is fake.

Zigi is Fake by I love the dictionary! May 27, 2017