by beatthembongos June 16, 2010
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An acronym for Fucked and Far From Home. Used to describe an unbelievably negative and unwelcome situation. Can also describe the state an object is in.
Bob: Our landing gear just fell off our airplane.
Stanley: Well now we're fucked and far from home. (FAFFH)
Susan: There is a dead mangled raccoon in my car's engine.
Jacob: Sounds like your car is fucked and far from home.
Susan: So is the raccoon!
Stanley: Well now we're fucked and far from home. (FAFFH)
Susan: There is a dead mangled raccoon in my car's engine.
Jacob: Sounds like your car is fucked and far from home.
Susan: So is the raccoon!
by hgf921 January 2, 2009
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