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Naked Facing

When some one goes to a dog fight, than goes home to take pictures of there face while they are naked.
Man my friend and i took "naked facing" to the next level last night...you seen my dog?
by LoydNIggerson November 21, 2011
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Hobo Facing

To fuck someone in the face in order to give them your STD on purpose.
Guy 1: That bitch cheated on me and gave me herpes!
Guy 2: Sounds like she needs some hobo facing.
Guy 1: She bout to be hobo faced bro!
by Rammz July 29, 2012
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Willy Storage Facility

Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."
by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018
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Faceaholic

A person who is addicted to face book, much like a alcoholic is addicted to the bottle. These poeple post every stupid aspect of boring life on facebook as though it is some earth shattering news. They belive in thier simple minds that people actually care about what they have to say, and can't wait for more of their mindless dribble. When in fact all poeple will usually do is just hide these mother fuckers, to get them off their screens.
Tony : Mike your boy Eric is a faceaholic.

Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.
by TV CAR March 19, 2010
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Self Facial

A self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his cumshot "shoots" or "squirts" out his penis up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. Another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of ejaculation he coils up aiming his penis about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and cums all over his own face.
When I was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a Self Facial.
by Sex Guru God December 20, 2009
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Ice facial

Ejaculating into a frozen wash cloth and smothering your partner's face in it. The cum melts the ice momentarily but if timed properly, freezes on the face.
I've had this washcloth in the freezer for 12 hours. Can't wait to cum in it and give Jody an ice facial!
by Mouthy Broadcast June 2, 2017
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josh fabia

While giving your partner a seductive massage with sage burning you then transition into a surprise rusty trombone.
I gave my boyfriend the best Josh Fabia last night!
by Pseudo-Serendipity July 10, 2020
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