Existential Dreadlocks

A hairstyle worn by those who know the world is fucked but aren’t quite ready to let this knowledge break their soul

Yes, I know I was furloughed but I’ve come to realise that everything about your corporation is evil and I’d rather work for a non-profit so don’t blame me, blame these Existential Dreadlocks I’ve been growing

by Joe Ad December 26, 2021

existential threat

Something that will destroy humanity and even the Earth. This is often pushed by the media to get everybody paranoid for ratings.

An existential threat can be a nuclear Holocaust that never happens.

by Me Roboto December 15, 2022

Non existent

Your dad

Your non existent was buying milk and never came home

by VendorYT February 9, 2022

Pineapple of Existence

The pineapple from which all things in existence sprang forth

"Warship the Pineapple of Existence"

by Person8999 October 3, 2017

The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia is the cutest person in existence. She’s so precious and tiny. No one can convince me otherwise, not even Talia herself.

Naomi: Talia was soo cute today

Bull: I know right? She must be The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia: I’MNOTCUTE-

by bull_loafs_talia April 28, 2020

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

blue text, fuck you. like this definition

Person 1: But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
Person 2: Omg!

by holyshit87429hunofayshiajrnwes June 26, 2021

fabioesque-existential-romanticist

basivcally a guy that acts all philosophical and romatic to impress girls, writes really gay love letter to them as well

Youre eyes are like deep vernal pool during the vernal equinox

by Silas Dagwood March 3, 2005