Someone who's brain stopped working around about the third grade. They have aged, but they're still dumb as fuck.
by TheAmazingAtom March 28, 2015
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-pre-school
-primary school
-high school
-college/university
-apply for a money based job.
WORK WORK WORK 'till ya die.
-pre-school
-primary school
-high school
-college/university
-apply for a money based job.
WORK WORK WORK 'till ya die.
Bloody economics these days.
Life is based on money, first you must get education, find and get a job that earns lots of money, reproduce maybe, get some pleasure along the way, help the fucking society grow.
And if you can't deal with it, you don't get too far until you commit suicide.
Life is based on money, first you must get education, find and get a job that earns lots of money, reproduce maybe, get some pleasure along the way, help the fucking society grow.
And if you can't deal with it, you don't get too far until you commit suicide.
by Kirsty06 January 2, 2009
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Compulsory University Education Movement, also shortened as CUEM, is an intellectual and scientific movement that advocates University (Higher) Education should be compulsory such as elementary school and high school actually are. CUEM advocates that university fees and taxes should be heavily lowered or even abolished for people be able to graduate in higher education, and it also advocates that exams such as SAT and ENEM should be abolished since everyone will have access to higher education, those exams wouldn't be necessary for majority of universities.
"The Compulsory University Education Movement advocates that with University Education being compulsory, people will have more access to science and technology, and will be better prepared for life and for the future, it also advocates that university education is somehow already compulsory, but there aren't places for everyone and everyone should have access to them as they have to elementary school and high school."
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Get the education mug.a subject the government forces kids to do in order to 'keep fit.'
when in reality, it is just an excuse to hire stupid people who couldn't make it as a refuse collector, to teach.
This should be demoted to an extra curricular activity as it is an excuse for all the dumb people (who think fitness is everything and will get them a job) to enjoy themselves. If they want to do it, do it after school, or let me take a big axe into the lesson so it can become more fun.
when in reality, it is just an excuse to hire stupid people who couldn't make it as a refuse collector, to teach.
This should be demoted to an extra curricular activity as it is an excuse for all the dumb people (who think fitness is everything and will get them a job) to enjoy themselves. If they want to do it, do it after school, or let me take a big axe into the lesson so it can become more fun.
wow, i be da loves of da P.E doesn't u, yo, init
*smack*
ow man why you be hittin' me init
*bang*
*sound of person going everywhere*
*smack*
ow man why you be hittin' me init
*bang*
*sound of person going everywhere*
by Walnut March 3, 2004
Get the Physical Education mug.A scientific Theory (a Theory in science being the closest to certianty possible, wihile remaining scientific) That does NOT in ANY way:
speculate on the origin of life on earth or otherwise (see biogenisis)
speculate on the origin of the universe
speculate on anyting but the prosess of genetic change in a population
state that any instantant transformations from one spicies to another has ever occured
state that humans cam from monkeys (it does however state that we share a common ansestor see Ape)
detail how a geneome could change in a single generation (evolution happens over multiple generations)
state that humans are in any way above or below any other form of life
state that as spicies evolve, they become bigger, 'better' or stronger, only more adapted.
state that there is no God
state that I hate most of the other, misinformed definitions (although this is true)
affiliate its self with the opening of penut butter jars or puddels being struck by lightning.
affiliate it'self with nonbiological or non-self replicating matter such as boeing 747s and scrap
allow its self to be defined by the majority of the definitions on the first few pages
hate you (but I might)
comment any anyting remotly metaphysical like the soul
speculate on the origin of life on earth or otherwise (see biogenisis)
speculate on the origin of the universe
speculate on anyting but the prosess of genetic change in a population
state that any instantant transformations from one spicies to another has ever occured
state that humans cam from monkeys (it does however state that we share a common ansestor see Ape)
detail how a geneome could change in a single generation (evolution happens over multiple generations)
state that humans are in any way above or below any other form of life
state that as spicies evolve, they become bigger, 'better' or stronger, only more adapted.
state that there is no God
state that I hate most of the other, misinformed definitions (although this is true)
affiliate its self with the opening of penut butter jars or puddels being struck by lightning.
affiliate it'self with nonbiological or non-self replicating matter such as boeing 747s and scrap
allow its self to be defined by the majority of the definitions on the first few pages
hate you (but I might)
comment any anyting remotly metaphysical like the soul
That just about ruels most of the top rated definitions, and that is my point, find out what evolution is before considering yourself in a position to define it. On the subject of irriducable complexity. here's a laman's guide to the evolution of the eye:
An organism developes a cell/cluster of cells sensitive to light through a random mutation, this allows the organism to distinguish between being in light and dark, giving it a few obviouse advantages over it's competing organisms.
This then developes into a line of cells, giving the population the advantage of detecting the direction this light is coming from.
The line then becomes gradually more concave as the spicies developes, giving it more and more sense of directon of the light.
the cells then concave to the point of being a ball with a 'biological appature' allowing the spicies to eventually see basic images.
the cells then evolve to detect different wavelenghts of light (colour) ect. ect.
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Doesn't Evolution say we call come from monkeys?
No.
Doesnt Evolution say that all the dirt in the universe was condensed into a region smaller than a period at the end of this sentence?
Absolutly fucking not!!! EVER!!!!!
An organism developes a cell/cluster of cells sensitive to light through a random mutation, this allows the organism to distinguish between being in light and dark, giving it a few obviouse advantages over it's competing organisms.
This then developes into a line of cells, giving the population the advantage of detecting the direction this light is coming from.
The line then becomes gradually more concave as the spicies developes, giving it more and more sense of directon of the light.
the cells then concave to the point of being a ball with a 'biological appature' allowing the spicies to eventually see basic images.
the cells then evolve to detect different wavelenghts of light (colour) ect. ect.
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Doesn't Evolution say we call come from monkeys?
No.
Doesnt Evolution say that all the dirt in the universe was condensed into a region smaller than a period at the end of this sentence?
Absolutly fucking not!!! EVER!!!!!
by Science, get it right. November 13, 2011
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I'm going to be a lawyer, but my Geology 101 professor's syllabus makes me believe he is under the impression we are all going to be rock scientists. Liberal education at its finest.
by LakerPhan October 8, 2007
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