emonomics

1. how changes in suffering increase demand for self hate.

2. a system of commerce based on unrequited affection.

Guy 1: Man, I'm so lonely and nobody likes me.
Guy 2: Dude, are you majoring in emonomics?

by adam_smith_ February 28, 2009

Eamon

The boy who breaks your heart numerous times but you still can't stop loving him no matter what.

"He's such an Eamon!"

by I'm actual trassshhh August 29, 2017

Edmonton

A north London suburb. Also shorthand for "The Death Of The Soul"

I'd rather drown myself in a bucket or sick than live in Edmonton

by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003

Emonese

A strange language spoken by emos. not to be confused with emoish which it is very closly related to. the only difference being there is a slightly stonger twang of american accent on emonese.

Emo 1: OMJ those skinny jeans rock
Emo 2: you're soooo right
Emo 1: Nick Jonas wore a pair just like them the other day

Person 1: look at those emos over there they're speaking emonese
Person 2: faggots

by acerjam123 January 1, 2010

Eamon

A hot dude who brings a panini press everywhere and cuts the sandwiches with his jawline. So white, tall, and awkward. Major glo up after middle school

Wow, eamon is so cool, man.

I know, he made me a panini.

by FrenchFryCunt May 17, 2017

Edmonton

A run down city with a transit system that's only updated about every 5-7 years. Not planned very well. You are considered poor if you don't live in a condo downtown or if you live out in a suburb ei.Lewis Estates, Terwiliger Gardens, Cameron Heights, etc, etc. West Edmonton Mall don't bother driving cause you can get there faster by walking. Only 1/3 of city is well worth living in (south and west) Don't bother coming here unless you want to get into a car accident, shop at west edmonton mall or shot down by a gang

Dan "Hey yo Jason i'm goin to west edmonton mall, wanna come with?"

Jason: "Yo man how we gettin there buses only come like every 3 hours and i don't wanna get in an accident on th Whitemud"

Dan: "Yeh good point let's just head to Millwoods Mall."

by edmontonianguy January 9, 2011

Edmond

Edmond is the one dip shit friend that is all ways there for you and make you laugh. Edmond will want to be a bachelor and all ways make jokes. Edmond isn’t that smart but he cares about you

I’m glad to have an Edmond

by Djensididndj February 23, 2019