Enedina is someone who is so special. It is crazy how things work out in this life because she was not even gonna be named Enedina at first, but everything happens for a reason and works out how it is suppose to because Enedina means “soul, life” and she really is the sweetest soul and full of life with the most beautiful smile and kindest heart. Enedina keeps it real with those she really loves and holds it down in a relationship. She is nothing but love even loves pets so much like if they were her kids. She may act a little crazy but that is only sometimes and it’s only because she will do anything for her man and for those she loves. She is possessive and doesn’t share certain things but will most definitely take the food off her plate to fill yours when it’s empty. Enedina is sensitive but is the type to forgive you if you make a mistake because she truly loves you. Enedina is a hard worker. Enedina is just everything. You all need to meet one and keep her!
Nina is a little crazy but she loves so hard and is literally the best.
You don’t wanna lose someone like enedina.
You don’t wanna lose someone like enedina.
by deepdownyouknow November 22, 2021
Get the Enedina mug.When you take a big shit and the turd creates a splash that goes up into your asshole, acting as a cleaner of sorts.
Not long after having my usual double quarter pounder meal with an extra bacon cheeseburger, I sat on the toilet in anticipation of a porcelain enema.
by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009
Get the Porcelain Enema mug.idiomatic noun; a polite euphemism for "blowing sunshine up the ass," or in other words, when someone makes deceptively encouraging or unctuous statements, or false promises, for dishonest purposes like covering up a bad situation or gaining influence with the listener(s).
CEO: "I know you employees are all concerned about more lay-offs, but senior management sincerely believes that our company has effectively right-sized to optimize efficiency and to achieve our goals for profitability. I am satisfied that our jobs are secure..." Worker #1: "Do you believe Mr. Big Boss? Whose goals and jobs is he talking about--I bet by 'ours' he mostly means the good ol' boys in the boardroom!" Worker #2: "You called it, sister! Flush that solar enema where jargony newspeak belongs."
by Gawdamned Yankee November 4, 2011
Get the solar enema mug.To have one's bank accounts and/or other financial holdings thoroughly cleaned out, usually through one's own foolishness or stupidity. To have the deposits ejected suddenly from one's personal or professional financial network.
Winners of big lottery winnings and "professional" sports figures are often relieved of their financial windfalls this way. Ya gotta luv it! A fool and his/her money are soon parted!
Winners of big lottery winnings and "professional" sports figures are often relieved of their financial windfalls this way. Ya gotta luv it! A fool and his/her money are soon parted!
Man, my attorney was a useless turd; my ex and her damn attorney really cleaned me out... I got a real financial enema.
by You_Da_Monster December 27, 2017
Get the financial enema mug.1.) When one listens to death metal or similar music that's so intense that one shits oneself upon hearing it.
2.) Putting a speaker near or into one's anus and playing death metal loudly to the point that it loosens the fecal matter inside the individual and it comes out.
2.) Putting a speaker near or into one's anus and playing death metal loudly to the point that it loosens the fecal matter inside the individual and it comes out.
by Nnamsnam October 4, 2016
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This is a huge dose of Sinema's enema: "I obliged when my donors asked me to skip the filibuster to raise the debt ceiling but I am not doing it for black people when they ask me to do the same to renew the Voting Rights Act."
by covfefid January 14, 2022
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