A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.
Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.
Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.
Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.
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The X party promised to turn the country into a utopia, if elected. But all they did was create a dystopia by ruining the economy, and squander the nation's resources.
by Joe Rodolico June 26, 2005
Get the dystopia mug.Mental disorder that makes you unable to look in a mirror without thinking how worthless and ugly you are. At one point you probably won't leave the house in order to avoid all the beautiful people and possible reflections of your imperfections
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Get the Dysexlia mug.An inability to understand a woman's signals; usually verbal hints and body language.
Most often used in relation to dating
Ex.:
"Girl: It's a bit cold tonight.
Boy: You should have worn a jacket.
Girl: I haven't been with anyone in a while...
Boy: Maybe it's your hair?
Girl: I'm not wearing any underwear.
Boy: See? No wonder you're freezing!"
Most often used in relation to dating
Ex.:
"Girl: It's a bit cold tonight.
Boy: You should have worn a jacket.
Girl: I haven't been with anyone in a while...
Boy: Maybe it's your hair?
Girl: I'm not wearing any underwear.
Boy: See? No wonder you're freezing!"
- What's up, man? She was coming on to you.
- What?! She was?
- You really have to do something about this dysfemina of yours.
- What?! She was?
- You really have to do something about this dysfemina of yours.
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John: “Why did you put ‘Zigzags’ at the bottom of your text?
Sherry: “I guess my blackberry has Spellchecker Dyslexia and changed 'xoxoxo' to 'zigzags' when it spelljacked my text”.
Sherry: “I guess my blackberry has Spellchecker Dyslexia and changed 'xoxoxo' to 'zigzags' when it spelljacked my text”.
by Stealth KC May 5, 2010
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Welcome to Detroit, your dystopian hipster theme park getaway ! Just look up every once in awhile to avoid being hit by falling broken concrete or rusted out steel beams.
Commercial Voice Over : Hey Joe Blow, your team just got the shit kicked out of it in the first round of the playoffs. What are you gonna do next ?
Joe Blow : Well I sure as hell ain't going to Disneyland now, am I ? Guess I'll head me over to the dystopian hipster theme park and smoke me some crack and chug cheap-ass wine !
Commercial Voice Over : Hey Joe Blow, your team just got the shit kicked out of it in the first round of the playoffs. What are you gonna do next ?
Joe Blow : Well I sure as hell ain't going to Disneyland now, am I ? Guess I'll head me over to the dystopian hipster theme park and smoke me some crack and chug cheap-ass wine !
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