Dysfemina

An inability to understand a woman's signals; usually verbal hints and body language.

Most often used in relation to dating

Ex.:
"Girl: It's a bit cold tonight.
Boy: You should have worn a jacket.
Girl: I haven't been with anyone in a while...
Boy: Maybe it's your hair?
Girl: I'm not wearing any underwear.
Boy: See? No wonder you're freezing!"

- What's up, man? She was coming on to you.
- What?! She was?
- You really have to do something about this dysfemina of yours.

by Greyoak October 27, 2011

disseminate

To spread information on a large scale, such as a news broadcast.
Used in the new MLB disclaimer to more specifically define the extent of the copyright on the game.

You may not disseminate any account of this game without the MLB's consent.

Do not disseminate my credit card number fool!

by MeltdownX October 8, 2003

disseminating

1.Spread or disperse (something, esp. information) widely.
2.Spread throughout an organ or the body.

No one thought of making a fortune by disseminating his work in print.
It all went in giving employment or disseminating kindness.

by ScouserNeil September 15, 2013

disseminate

squirting semen everywhere; often used to refer to distributing information

Man, he disseminated that shit everywhere!

He disseminated that info like a manwhore at a clusterfuck.

by the Disseminators October 16, 2008

disseminate

V. When a male blows his load all over the place.

John paid a hooker so he could disseminate on her. When he did, his semen was everywhere.

by Craig Winkels September 1, 2009

disseminate

To cleanse of semen.

At work Carol divided most of her time between bukakke shoots and the time it took her to disseminate after sessions.

by Dr Harry Johnson November 19, 2015

beverage dissemination officer

Fancy word for bartender

I am a Beverage Dissemination Officer for a living.

by Merry Dankmas October 20, 2020