Dweedlescant

A dweedlescant is anyone who is annoying but never picks up on that fact. A dweedlescant is a relentless pest who is often dweebish, nerdy, or is just so caught up in intellectualizing everything that you can't get a word in edgewise. A dweedlescant is usually in his or her teens or is at least as immature as one, if he or she is older. A dweedlescant lacks life experience and often turns to smoking marijuana in later years to help level themselves out, thus fitting in with high functioning intellectuals. There are prescription medications available that have shown promise in recent studies to help a dweedlescant but haven't been approved by the FDA. The lack of approval is partly due to the fact that many dweedlescants have autistic tendencies and there needs to be more research done into the autistic spectrums before deeming these prescriptions beneficial. If you encounter a dweedlescant don't panic, just walk away, otherwise your time will be stolen from you when you are forced to listen to the dweedlescant go on and on about the plight of sea bass and how it relates to nuclear fission and recyclables.

That cafe is packed full of dweedlescants.

by treehighness the great February 12, 2010

Dweebmeister

A meister of dweebiness; someone who has mastered the art of being a dweeb. A dork, nerd, etc. who's interested in totally geek-ish stuff that only real losers would know anything about, like the Internet or video games.

Opposite of "hunkmeister".

"I'd rather take a math test than talk to that geekosaurus Melvin."
"Tell me about it, what a total dweebmeister."

by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012

dweeb seed

an awkward young adolescent that has not yet hit puberty

Friend 1: Susanna is such a dweeb seed, lol
Friend 2: But one day, she will blossom into a beautiful young flower.

by Clauth Towel November 2, 2016

Dweeeeeeb

Sucky as hell and possibly ass-like human who totally sucks. Very different from the common dweeb, as Dweeeeeeb has a lot more e's and therefore is prounounced with an elongated "eeh" sound, like this:

Eeeeee...

Also, the Dweeeeeeb, in contrast from dweeb often describes someone who also is very nerdy and/or geeky.

DWEEEEEEB to PERSON: Were you actually doing something fun? *gasps* That's bad for your grades! Go study!
PERSON: Bitch.

by geo_torno9 September 5, 2018

dweeg off

What you do to go back to normal size once you have dweegoned.

Man I really had to dweeg off last night in sizing.

by Ilikedweegons September 21, 2019

Dweeb

By looking between all of these definitions, we realise that the word 'dweeb' translates more or less to 'loser'

'You are such a dweeb'

by Psychedellimo Schmo December 26, 2008

dweebie

A female dweeb. A nerd girl. Nerdie.

She is such a dweebie!

by reebiebaby August 30, 2006