durian

this fruit smells like feet,gasoline,and fart mixed togeather... the first time u eat it.. it tastes HORRIBLE. most however are lured back to the smelly fruit for some odd reason and become addicted

this durian smells like my ass but it tastes amazing

by agarwashi bin laden mohammad eidid July 14, 2005

DuRANTed

When a person uses a fake social media account to act like someone else so they can RANT to defend their real self from people posting trash about them.

The word is inspired by Kevin Durant creating alternate twitter accounts

Heather posted on facebook that Jon had a small penis so Jon duranted a facebook page under the name Lisa and posted his penis was huge.

by Mike the man with the plan September 21, 2017

Durland and Blubs

The best powercouple of disney channel history

Person 1: Durland and Blubs is the best powercouple ever!
Person 2: Yeah, they fr carried gravity falls.

by Рхалф May 23, 2023

Durban poison

Probably the strongest weed you will ever have heard of, smoked, eaten, or whatever, you can't go wrong with that sh!t!

the good strain has a red tinge to the leaves, and the slightly cr@ppier version has a brown tinge. they are both insanely strong, and are grown in South Africa, the best country in the world

dude : Oh man, that Durban poison sure was good...

dude2 : ...

dude : hello?

dude2 : ...

by Ih8ppl April 19, 2005

Kevin Durant

1. Nicknamed Durantula, Kevin Durant is arguably the 2nd best basketball player in the NBA currently and only 21 years old. It is believed he will be the chief rival to LeBron James in the future however he needs to put on some weight first as he currently stands 6'11 but weighs 130 pounds. He also has the wingspan of a giraffe and the personality of an 8 year old.

2. The reason the suicide rate in Portland, Oregon has more than tripled since June, 2007.

Brandon, "Hey man did you see Kevin Durant drop 45 the other night on the Sixers?"

Greg, "No, I was taking some pictures for my girlfriend."

by Joyner82 March 25, 2010

Durban

a Place where you can wear just shorts & a t/shirt in winter.The bannana city.A culturally diverse city situated in the east coast of South Africa with the warm indian ocean along the it's boader.There are blacks, whites, indians, couloureds and a small community of chinese immigrants.infact,Durban has the most number of indians outside of india than anywhere in the world.Indians mostly live in areas like Phoenix,Chatsworth& Verulam, Whites live in mostly the suburbs while coulourds live in Wentworth, Sydneham and Newlands, black live pretty much everywhere but areas where only blacks live include, Umlazi(the 2ND biggest township in South Africa, after SO.WE.TO - SOUTH WESTERN TOWNSHIPS), Ntuzuma, lamontville and clermont.

durban is a place where you have to sleep naked in summer because it's so humid

by loy_ses April 30, 2008

Durian

A fruit covered in spines ranging from 1cm to 2cm long. Dirty green husk with a creamy yellow fruit inside. The thick husk can only be hacked open with a machete. Usually enjoyed in South East Asian countries like Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand of which the 'D24' variety are considered most delicious.

The durian is considered the King of all fruits in South East Asia.

However, the durian is a fruit that you either love or really hate. Those who hate its aroma/ stench have described it as "smells like straight ass", a rather apt description for this amazing fruit.

fruit machete husk Singapore Malaysia Thailand D24 durian South East Asia straight ass

That durian attacked me with its spines and if that wasn't enough, when we did open it up, it invaded my nostrils.

I love durian.

by Ez3quiel January 15, 2013