cum dumpling

n. A biscuit-shaped roll of toilet paper containing a used condom.

The cum dumplings in the bathroom garbage can are starting to stink.

by pr0n_legacy March 3, 2011

dumpling-depot

The stomach.

The word has its origins in the nineteenth century vernacular.

Put some of this in your dumpling-depot!

by Nobody0000 March 28, 2010

Grump dumpling

Someone who never has anything nice to say, ever. There's always a rude comment coming out of their mouth.

Person 1: Becca was so rude today. She pretty much told me I suck at my job.

Person 2: Don't pay any attention to her. She's just a grump dumpling.

by Hoosker-doos August 29, 2014

Cookie dumpling

A person who is small but eats a lot but is still super skinny

She’s eating 10 slices of pizza how is she so skinny?
Because she’s a cookie dumpling

by Chase love Juin October 18, 2019

Baby dumpling

An adult male who is tall like an adult but has a round baby face or dresses like a baby (ie. a short sleeve button up with khaki shorts and tennis shoes). Usually has the face of a toddler but the body of a man.

Wow check out that baby dumpling! Did his mommy buy him that outfit?

by Dumpling lover February 26, 2022

Dumpling Dan

Someone who is named Daniel and eats a copious amount of dumplings.

Person 1: Is that Dumpling Dan over there?
Person 2: Nah man Dumpling Dan was like 250 pounds last month no way.
Person 1: Dan is like 700 now man I heard he didn't leave his house for 10 days and just ate dumplings.
Person 2: Wow now that I looked closer that is Dumpling Dan, the pure dumpling diet must be terrible for you.

by PoggersWords May 26, 2022

squirty dumplings

a form of explosive diarrhea. Can be caused by anything but has the same symptoms and consequences as normal diarrhea

Man, that asian food gave me the worst squirty dumplings I have ever had.

I told John not to eat that food but he wouldn't listen, and now he has squirty dumplings

by bengalsfan05 September 8, 2009