duffer

Any person who has grey hair; Any person who spends 5 minutes stepping off a curb; Any person who can't, for crime's sake, drive faster than 25 miles per hour anywhere.

Holy Shiite! I almost ran into that dang duffer. He can't even see over the steering wheel, let alone the speedometer! Take the bus! Crime!!

by Gemilie August 17, 2006

duffee stain

verb: the act of having a greasy face and falling asleep on the window of a charter bus, then waking in the morning to a beautiful stain full of various volumes, shades and colors of face grease.

"Holy shit, did you see the duffee stain in the back seat window this morning? It was awesome"

by Dr, Stephen Pepper February 25, 2009

Duffer

A Narnia (C. S. Lewis) fan

Duffers forever!

by Lizzybooklover November 15, 2014

diffed

comes from the word "different"

man, you really diffed
man, you have really changed

have you diffed those beefsteaks?
have you turned those beefsteaks?

we diffed a coin
we flipped a coin

this tastes diffed
this tastes different

by DNi April 21, 2004

Duffey

One who becomes increasingly slovenly by the second and embraces this vile evolution which includes oral STDs, utterly disgusting drunkenness, and an affinity for biting.

That kid just tasted Tim's penis...that's sooooo Duffey.

by Jason Rains February 10, 2004

duffest

When somebody is going to get beat the fuck up

If I Cant curse in my definition urban dictionairy is getting a duffest

by P.O.P January 18, 2008

duffer

TV remote

Pass us the duffer luv this programme's crap.

by Becca August 16, 2003