hamster.duct-tape

The end of the world.
Full name, alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape.d

I was browsing the newsgroups for hamster duct-tape bestiality.

by Sarge October 22, 2003

Eternal Duct Tape

A legendary roll of duct tape which is capable of sticking to anything and never losing stickiness. However, the possibility of such a roll of duct tape raises the eternal question of whether you would be able to get the duct tape off the roll. Sadly, this is a question which can only truly be answered by discovering the Eternal Duct Tape.

If Eternal Duct Tape is eternally sticky, would you be able to get it off the roll?

by The_Hawk August 14, 2009

everything short of duct tape

Having tried every thing possible to fix a problem, with the problem still unresolved.

Damnit! The computer STILL wont work and I've tried everything short of duct tape! F*** Windows!

by ElectroKinetica May 12, 2007

sexual duct tape

an item that is used for sex that is universal to many applications

lotion is like sexual duct tape

by siviksi February 10, 2012

Duct Taper

Someone who's so irritating when they talk you want to duct tape their mouth shut.

Duct Tape fixes everything.

That woman wont shut up during the movie. She's a Duct Taper.

by diongham September 6, 2010

the duct taper

While balls deep in partners throat, you rapidly wrap duct tape around the back of there head and around your ass forcing her to stay there until you cum down her throat.

I used "the duct taper" on my wife because she would always spit out my cum.

by The duct taper August 8, 2016

duct-taper

Girl that you would have sex with only if they had duct tape over their mouth.

Beautiful girl with a bangin body who has the most annoying voice known to man, can also apply to someone who just says annoying things or is totally stupid (not ding-bat stupid, rock stupid).

"Damn she's fine. but did you hear her voice, she's a real duct-taper."

by inyodreams February 3, 2010