drunker than a lohan

Being so drunk, you might just kill someone's father, their mother, and their son

Rucka: drinking rum & coke & getting Drunker Than a Lohan

by DudeAyyeManBroMan September 10, 2020

Drunkery

When Fuckery Mixes With The Alcohol 😭😭😭😂😂😂

"Bros On Some Drunkery Sh*t"
"This Shit Is Some Drunkery"
"Feeling A Bit Drunkery Tonight"

by LilBabii19xx November 26, 2021

Drunkerous

The activity of being generous while drunk and forgetting about your generosity once you are sober.

I ordered that for him while I was drunk last night. I must have been feeling drunkerous.

by Drunkerous Man April 25, 2022

Drunksperation

Noun
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1.) Motivational ideas while intoxicated
2.) An under the influence sudden brilliant or creative idea.
3.) A person who habitually drunk on an excessive quantity alcohol binge with million dollar idea despite have no practical knowledge in subject or business

"After a half a bottle of grog deep at this point, I ran into an acute case of type 3 Drunksperation."
-Benjamin

by Elfresh April 16, 2023

Drunkover

when you go out drinking but instead of waking up hungover you wake up still drunk

“ Do you need some water ? “
“ no i woke up drunkover it’s okay “

by GeneralJuno November 4, 2023

Druckered

The tragicomic state of being royally, undeniably, and spectacularly fucked over twice by the same person, entity, or fate — with just enough time between each betrayal for you to foolishly rebuild trust, regain hope, or refinance your soul.

“I joined ByteBlimp fresh out of grad school—bright-eyed, full of ideas, and drinking the kombucha-flavored Kool-Aid. A year in, the company got bought out by GigaTech, who promised ‘minimal restructuring’ and then fired half the team and replaced our open office with beanbags and buzzwords. I stuck it out, climbed the ranks, even got my own clicker for boardroom presentations. Five years later, just as I’d paid off my student loans and dared to dream about a mortgage, GigaTech sold us—again—to our arch-nemesis, DigiShark Inc. They walked in, shut down our projects, and handed me a severance check that looked suspiciously like a gift card to Chili’s.

That’s when I knew—I’d been Druckered. And this time, with interest.

by Phuk Knuckle April 29, 2025