one who opposes anal sex..and gay acts without a "no homo" added at the end of the phrase. but in reality... a douchasauous rex is the king of all douchasaurous's..the prime douchasaour. hes clearly the best douche of them all. mostly douche..and mostly king.
by Douche MAN December 28, 2007
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Autumn Queen of Douches creed :hear he hear he from the flaming mellows marsh to the nemadick mountains through sir nichlolas's nature. I rule all of smelly doucheland and every used and clean douche that lives in it. I am and will always be the douche queen. Through the crotch crossing and the trout (fish ) trail I will rule over all douches.
by scottnicholas October 10, 2006
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by slingshot January 30, 2005
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Get the douchesque mug.1. The act or practice of behaving like a complete douche bag in public thereby drawing attention to yourself and having people talk about you in a derogatory manner. Douchismo is characterized by the person believing that they are the center of attention because they are completely cool having no idea that the opposite is in fact true.
That guy trying to sing karaoke while trying to give all the ladies table dances was completely full douchismo.
by tabitha11 March 19, 2010
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Friend: "That girl is out of your league bruh, you'll make a fool of yourself. I repeat DO NOT ask her for noods."
Doucheschnozzle: "Hey guurl, we should trade noods on snap."
Guurl: "Look you creepy mutant Doucheschnozzle, how about I just take half the money in your wallet, kick you in the balls and call it a day? Good talk."
Doucheschnozzle: "Hey guurl, we should trade noods on snap."
Guurl: "Look you creepy mutant Doucheschnozzle, how about I just take half the money in your wallet, kick you in the balls and call it a day? Good talk."
by SilentEffect February 23, 2017
Get the Doucheschnozzle mug.A girl who follows her stripey shirted douche boyfriend around like a puppy, trying to conform to the "norm." Usually she is conformity-retarded, with overdone hair, and overdone makeup. She has dyed hair, more often than not, it is done up. She spends a lot of money on her wardrobe in order to "fit in." Her friends look just like her. She is not "last season." Her looks and attitude are irritating to regular people. Most defintely would carry a purse. Owns and carries at least four kinds of chapstick.
Wow look at that girl, she looks just like her friends. Her hair is up, her makeup perfect, her clothes are in-season, she is a total stripey shirted douches' girlfriend.
Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.
Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?
Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.
Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?
by PuceEmu August 23, 2008
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