Doucheburns

Sideburns of a douchebag and/or side burns that make you look douchy.

Hey, look at the doucheburns on that guy.

by HardyMonster November 1, 2009

douchefuck

when someone goes and tells their mom what EVERY single, little thing their sister does...just to get them in trouble. and the enjoy it.

claire was a total douchefuck to jenna yesterday.

by heygirlhey December 8, 2007

doucheosaurus

Someone who wears mma fight gear out of the house and has never been in the cage.

A frat boy wearing a TapOut hat out to the local bar is a doucheosaurus.

by jiujitsu February 9, 2010

douchebucketry

The state of being a douchebucket, that is, a douche of such a high order that a bucket, rather than a bag, is required to contain all the douching fluids.

"Dude, that guys behavior was the height of douchebucketry. What a dick!"

by mommamommamomma June 12, 2009

doucheboss

An arrogant, pompous authority figure (most likely your direct-supervisor) who believes they are way cooler than they actually are.

"Did you notice that our manager, Pauly D, has been using a lot more hair gel lately?"
"Yeah, and with that new BMW, he's totally become a doucheboss."

by KKDC5 September 8, 2011

douchebuddy

That guy who just annoys you so much that you can't even imagine how he is still your friend or better yet how he ever became your friend in the first place.

One of my drunk friends is such a douchebuddy.

by Plecodude August 5, 2014

douchecast

A portmanteau of "douche" and "broadcast" that describes the act of talking about things the douchecaster thinks makes them sound awesome, so loudly that they are overheard by everyone nearby.

"I wanted to get some reading done on the bus, but this guy in front of me was douchecasting his opinions about the local music scene so loudly that I couldn't concentrate".

by Weaselpanties February 3, 2017