When a white male takes a black magic marker and writes "PERENIUM" between his legs on his perenium. Staring just below his ballsack and ending the word near his anus. The male then dresses up like
Mario from the Nintendo's Mario Bros.
After that, the male
will go to a sporting event featuring
small to young children, such as PAL soccer or
baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his
hat. He then waves his hat in the
air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the
game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his
leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the
sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
I was bored so I dressed up like
Mario and went to a local soccer game at the
school and performed a Mario Bros Perenium Double
Dip Presentation. After I was badly beaten, I was arrested and I need a lawyer.
