Dousche Nossel

meaning a toolbox or a very stupid person who thinks they are all that. or a guy that tries to hard for attention

He broke up with you on your birthday? what a dousche nossel

by kaiisarae June 4, 2009

Dousche Shout

The act of shouting out where you are from at a public event, in an especially loud and douschely manner. Also shouting "brah" very loudly to people you don't know.

Announcer: Now trying his 1st attempt to dunk on the 6-foot hoop, from Lakewood High, Douschey Douscherson.

Douscherson: What? What? Yeah! LAKE-WOOOOOD!

People in crowd: I hope the guy with the dousche shout falls on his face.

Dude in a bar: Hey brah! Come mere brah.
Other random dude: what do you want dousche-shouter?

by phat g-zus November 2, 2009

dousche-crayon

A writing utensil composed of used woman's products (tampoons). Come in various shades.

Hey Franky, pull that dousche-crayon out of your nose!!

Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!

by George Cloonedyke April 9, 2010

Douschaloosh

Someone who engages in sexual acitivities with a dousch bag.

Someone who sleeps with douschbags is a douschaloosh

by superman369 April 25, 2010

Dooschnicker

A device on a pole with a plastic plane, other wise known as a shovel; used in temperate climates during winter, and polar regions year round.

I will make use of my dooschnicker for clearing my driveway before nightfall.

by Cococreme December 8, 2010

Douschebaggot

Someone who is acts like a douschebag and looks like a faggot.

Alex thinks hes such a player, little does he know that hes just a douschebaggot.

by Chaos is beauty January 3, 2011

Dousche-Bot

An individual who not merely displays characteristics associated with a Dousche, but is also devoid of other human emotions or is very boring. A callous and wooden person could be described as a Dousche-Bot, or someone who rarely breaks from a routine or does not display any form of spontaneity.

Just come to the Pub after work Friday. Don't be such a Dousche-Bot!

Did you see how bored he was at the game? What a Dousche-Bot!

I won't be going out during exam time, I'm going to be a real Dousche-Bot for the next few weeks.

by lee_boi81 February 21, 2011