bag of smashed dicks

how you feel after a night of extreme drinking

I feel like a bag of smashed dicks after last night.

by wadeaaronroach February 6, 2009

Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.

That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.

by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010

mixing dicks

Self-deprecating term used to describe hanging out with the boys as if by choice when you'd rather be interacting with the opposite sex.

"What did you guys do this weekend?"
"Mixed dicks."
(Mixed dicks pt. of mixing dicks)

by You3 February 3, 2009

nigger dicks

term used to describe when bananas get old, mushy, and black.

o dude throw these damn nigger dicks away

by DroGotMahEyezLow June 21, 2010

Urban Dicks

One who uses Urban Dictionary to rant about there ideals.

One who has to project their ideas on to everybody in any way possible.

Don't look up any political figures on Urban Dictionary, or you'll just get definitions by Urban Dicks.

by Mcwilliams;) February 7, 2010

Dickshot

A dickshot is when you are out hunting and Dick Cheney appears and shoots you. This has happened recently to a lawyer who said tapping phone lines is wrong.

"Man, that 78 year old lawyer who got dickshot just had a heart attack"

by DRDANOFTHEUSSANARCHY April 18, 2006

let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet

Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."

"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."

by Sqrxz July 6, 2015