Balls Distraction

When you get a tatoo underneath your ball sack and use it as a distraction to shit all over a girls face while she is licking your asshole.

"Dude I was pissed at this girl so I gave her a balls distraction"
"What was the tatoo of?"
"It was of Spiderman fighting Jaws with a laser attactched to his butt hole"

by Brotherjoo January 4, 2008

ejaction distraction

An imaginary object used to distract the man during sex in order to delay ejaculation for however long he wants. Demands concentration and practice.

Henry: So did you get laid last night?
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...

by idiot_bag December 30, 2007

Distraction Pretzel

A pretzel that you use to distract someone/something in order to get access to an item, i.e. laptop, car, money etc.

Jason: Hey can I use your computer?

Jen: No.

Jason: *holds out distraction pretzel, tosses it in corner*

Jen: *leaps for pretzel*

Jason: *grabs computer and quickly updates Facebook Status*

by pi@noguy January 6, 2011

Mutually Assured Distraction

The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.

We were both working on our papers but then she started chatting with me on Facebook and it was mutually assured distraction after that.

by Big South February 22, 2010

weapons of mass distraction

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.

"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"

by wackomenace August 28, 2004

weapon of mass distraction

Seriously large breasts

Tit

by Poon Tang September 26, 2003

weapon of mass distraction

Attractive woman who turns all heads and distract people by just being being there.

Priya is so pretty, she is a weapon of mass distraction.

by tangy-guy March 15, 2012