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Filthy Garbage Disposal

When a chick wraps her midsection with plastic wrap, takes a massive dump, lets it collect in the bag, then, before intercourse, takes a knife and unloads it on her partner's chest.
Depressed Guy: "......"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"
by Kwog the Bligthar March 30, 2010
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Garbage Disposal

The act of a female eating a guy's ass until he shits while he is also taking a piss. (Bonus points if either one of them puke)
My girl gave me the best garbage disposal I ever had yesterday. She got so deep, I shit instantly and she was puking while I was still finishing my piss. Man, what a Saturday night!!
by Oochie Wally 95 January 28, 2024
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disposer

Something that is a vessel for liquids
The Hotel room has disposers in the shower with shampoo instead of little bottles
by Davo1976 December 12, 2016
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Disposable Homo Erectus

A young black, flared nose, feces-breath, chromosomally-challenged person who contributes nothing to society. One who won't work, smokes marijuana all day, plays video games, breeds with any and all females, can't speak proper English and commits crime without regard for others. Ashamed of nothing. Offended by everything. Entitled to to do as he or she pleases. Constantly accuses others of racism.
jaQuan is a Disposable Homo Erectus. He's always running from the cops in stolen cars. I guess he won't live to see 21.
by Thinman529k January 10, 2025
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Disposable Racehorse

The kind of ridiculous purchase you could make with 2007 banker bonuses.
After I got my bonus, I bought a thoroughbred and used him as a disposable racehorse. Raced him once at Pimlico and had him shot for no good reason.
by #1 Thrilla November 3, 2009
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disposable thumbs

A play on the termopposable thumbs,” essentially implying that humans can dispose of their thumbs.
Humans are some of the only animals that have disposable thumbs.
by UrAverageHoovy October 29, 2022
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disposable

a disposable vape usually bought by teenagers or young adults
roadman#1:yo fam you got the disposable so we can dissapoint our parents?

roadman#2:yea its blue ras
by mrpeas June 13, 2022
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