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lipstick on your dipstick

Does this really need an explanation? It seems to be used primarily when lecherous drunks are sitting at a bar and a hot bitch walks in.
(Drunks talking in a bar as the hot bitch walks in)...

"Damn, Frank. Check out what just came in the door! Man.... How'd you like to get her lipstick on your dipstick?"
by Frank Klaune January 27, 2005
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Dipsticking

When a person soaks a tampon in alcohol (beer, vodka, whiskey etc...) and inserts the tampon into their rectum for an increased effect of influence.
Dude, no joke, dipsticking will fuck your ass up!
by William_Scatner April 12, 2011
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Pinhead dipshit

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Pinhead dipshit made this from the pinhead dipshit computer to talk pinhead dipshit
by me___ October 22, 2019
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dipshitery

constantly making an easy task hard, asking for the moon when only the sky is possible
the tasks on cheryls dipshitery list are impossible to do
by glenn kelly October 13, 2005
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Dipshittery

A mix of incompetence, shenanigans, and overall laziness in a surgical critical care environment; common in Louisiana. Term coined by "Mississippi Mudd".
Healthcare Provider 1: Dude, I can't stand this place anymore. I'm transferring out.

Healthcare Provider 2: Yeah, lots of dipshittery happens when not needed or called for.
by Tosser of Salads June 16, 2017
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double dipstick

A thin tube, rod, or otherwise thin long object used to insert into the urethra of one gentleman half way. The other end is inserted into another gentlemans urethra, the result, double dipsticking.
Jims: Yo bro, you got the double dipstick?

Slapdick: Yeah man.

Jims: Sweet, my dick has been itching for a double-dipsticking.
by angrysomeoneelsehasmyname April 2, 2008
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Dipshit

An island nation in East Asia. Located in the Pacific Ocean, it lies to the east of the Sea of Japan, the East China Sea, China, Korea and Russia, stretching from the Sea of Okhotsk in the north to the East China Sea and Taiwan in the southwest.

After a lengthy conversation with their neighbor China they decided to refer to themselves as "Sunrise land instead"
"hi china"
"hi dipshit"
"can you call us something else, other than dipshit?"
"like what?"
"how about Sunrise land?"
by DasBirdies December 25, 2016
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