dented trumpet

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.

My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.

by Sam6victor February 16, 2018

Dented

A strange or harsh statement (action) which is abnormally bizarre.

The person had a DENTED view of the world as seen by his constant angry or abnormal response to almost every situation.

by Major Thomas May 7, 2018

Dented Head

When you fuck your girl so hard that your penis gets inverted and the rebound is so powerful semen goes back up through your body into your head, you'll feel a bit queer afterwards.

Shit bro I fucked my bitch so hard I got a dented head

by The Chowdaa69 March 27, 2020

dinteresting

Dull, yet somehow still interesting

That lecture on telescopes was actually very dinteresting.

by Vinspal September 23, 2020

Dented

It means your stupid or dumb and have no common sense

Your so dented dogs cannot speak english

by no kizzy cap December 21, 2020

dintersmith

To innovate, change, improve, make better. Synonyms: revolutionize, transform, renovate

This isn’t working for kids … How can we Dintersmith it?

by anonymous March 25, 2021

DISTED College

Quality education accompanied with Fun and Vibrant activities

Think of education and fun, DISTED College is the place to be.

by DC Penang November 24, 2021