ding dong song

A hilarious song which is 20% porn,75% moustache, and 5% music.

Friend: Hey, I'm watching bisexual porn, wanna watch?
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.

by çmébort November 17, 2013

Ding Dong Head

It is when someone is an idiot. You can ring their head like ringing a door bell and they are so stupid nothing will answer.

E.g. Yer man don't listen to Steve he is a ding dong head.

by A xoxo March 06, 2018

ding dong

when you ring a girls door bell and before she answers you friend sneak in and fuck her up the anus before she opens the door which will then proceed to DP.

she exclaimed "IV'E BEEN "ding dong"ed"

by wiggleding March 23, 2009

Ding Dong Dash

A child's game where a door bell is rung (ding dong) and the child runs before the door is answered (dash).

That kid ding dong dashed me when I was sleeping and I was mad!

by Sugarsnap February 22, 2009

ding dong ditch

to knock on an anonymous door and run away

i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone

by spltbird November 25, 2002

Ding Dong Ditching

The act where you knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and run away. This is mostly used on old people who either grab their gun and shoot at the kid, or chase them in their car. This, in my opinion, is fun as fuck if he or she starts chasing you. Most people do this at night to not be seen, but I like to sometimes go during day.

/I'm bored as fuck, let's go ding dong ditching and hit that old guy down the road first./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./

by AlbanianKid April 25, 2015

Hurricane Ding Dong

A rare and difficult sexual act involving a simultaneous sneeze, organsm and defecation. Also known as the Chicago Oreo.

Man, I did it! A feather, a cup of coffee and my girl and I finally did the Hurricane Ding Dong. Wrecked the sheets though.

by James Cooke April 06, 2008