ding ding

Clueless Asians in Barstow that are paralyzed with fear from being asked where to get a double-double while Ja-rule and Nelly laugh at him.

Look at those totally confused ding dings over there. Man, they are stupid.

by Harry Jack-O December 9, 2008

dinging

a term used to describe someone who is tripping on an illicit substance.

"Dude did u see Dan dinging last night"
"Yeh man he was off tap"

by spanky ham doesnt care April 15, 2008

Dinges

A thing, thingamabob, whatzit, whatchamacallit or whatsizname

When is dinges coming around?

by Panatlantica January 26, 2009

*Ding*

Ding is often used as a replacement for saying "That's what she said." It originated from a person ringing a bell whenever such a statement was necessary.

When talking about a test...
"Man, that was hard!" -Person 1
"*Ding*!" -Person 2

When talking about a hotel room card...
"Put it in and pull it out quickly."
"*Ding*!"

by Duema March 12, 2009

Ding

A small penis.

It was more like a ding than a dong, it looked like a button on a fur coat.

by Jezbollah September 17, 2012

dinge

Mildly pejorative term for an African-American

I was walking along and aksed, "Do you know that dinge over there?"

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

dinged

To be charged. Usually without prior notice.

"I just got my cable bill and they dinged me for pay per views I didn't order!"

by voodoo122 August 2, 2005