dirtball

Any lowlife, unclean, and underperforming scholar, probably criminal and reprobate, particularly those that live near Tripps Run. Known to be ignorant jerks and assholes.

"That dirtball Caldwell is an asshole! "
"Yea what a geef"

by Chris Hoover July 4, 2006

Dirtball Durbin

A Dirtball Durbin is usually a dirty-brown haired male, who is almost 100% of the time gay. He is always looking to get butt fucked, and doesn't ever get any pussy. Dirtball Durbin is the dirtiest of the dirts, and is known by everyone as a Dirtball. The only time a girl calls him cute is out of pity.

Person 1: Look at that greasy faggot over there!

Person 2: Hey, that's Dirtball Durbin!

by bm696969 August 1, 2012

dirtbox

Female anus, or back door

yea dude she was on the rag, so i flipped her over and stuck her in her dirtbox.

by nathan November 14, 2003

dirtbag

An individual who is not capable of respectfully participating in any common aspect of society including/but not limited to: hygiene, intelligence, fitness, appearance, style, speech, sexual relations, means of transportation, housing, and familial obligations. They get their clothes from school lost and founds and go to costco to eat the free samples for dinner. In the eyes of society this person is about as useful as a bag of dirt, they can be used to fill up holes in the ground and thats about it. Nobody wants a dirtbag in their house because they will soil all the carpet and then try to eat the shit out of the catbox.

Dude, get this dirtbag out of my house! He is making the air contaminated.

Dylan: Hey man, can Joey come to the party?
Cameron: No way dude, that kid is a dirtbag. He always shows up smellin' like low tide at the bay, and always tries to steal my clothes and eat my cats shit!!

by c.harris November 15, 2011

Sloppy Dirtbike

A sex position where a man, lying on his back, grabs a woman by the pigtails and presses her face against his asshole and lets loose his bowels.

Sloppy Dirtbike

by mattyferocious April 7, 2010

Satellite Dirtbag

One who pirates a satellite signal by using an illegitimate subscriber card. The Satellite Dirtbag orders porn, Pay Per View and other expensive packages which are charged to someone elses account. This brand of dirtbag typically has an immense beer-belly and masturbates frequently to pornography of increasing abstractness. He is also totally oblivious to the fact that he is a dirtbag.

-Yo, i just got Playboy, Spice, and HotNet with my satellite cheater card!
-Dude, you're such a Satellite Dirtbag.
-No!
-Yeah man, you are.
-Really?
-Yeah.
-Oh, okay.

by D-Flex May 15, 2004

dirtbag

A slang used in the United States Army to describe a soldier whose performance is lacking. Dirtbag is typically used to describe a soldier with long term performance issues, whereas similar US Army slang, such as "Ate up" and "Soup sandwich" are used in the short term. All soldiers have at one time or another been designated as "Ate up" or "Soup Sandwich," but only those with significant long term problems are labelled as being dirtbags.

"Soldier, you were once just ate up, but now you're becoming a real dirt bag. Are you proud?"

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004