Risky Dice

A game where a group or so gather and assign a dare/task to a number on a die. Whoever rolls such picked number has to do the task.

Group of people are bored.

Person A: "Who's up for risky dice?"
Group: "Why not!"
Person B: "Whoever rolls a six has to take a shot of cream from my belly button!"
*Everyone rolls a dice and person D gets a six*

Person D now has to complete the chanllenge.

by lilwhitts December 10, 2010

Moon Dice

The shadow on the ground left by the shape of a man's testicles below his anus

man: 'Hey honey! Look at my Moon Dice"

Women: "John, the kids are watching"

by Gondor September 2, 2012

matt dice

The biggest dick you will ever meet

Me: swirling my ear buds apple

Matt dice : cuts them with a key

by jason corbett January 2, 2017

Fuckface Dickeat

A fucking hideous or ugly person that is excessively joe(hype) in a situation or conversations that have been deceased whether it was seconds, minutes, or even eons ago.

Sheesh!!! this girl wont stop bothering me , she is always reiterating an old saying from many months ago and to top that off she is

not attractive at all! -Fuckface Dickeat

by EatMikeHawk March 26, 2020

What the Dickens?

Dickens is a euphemism for "devil". From Shakespeare's "Merry Wives of Windsor",(Act III, Scene II).
"I cannot tell what the dickens his name is".

(NOT from Charles Dickens.)

What the Dickens?

What the Dickens were you thinking?

by Alanxxxxxxx April 14, 2006

Andrew Dice Clay

Originally born Andrew Clay Silverman, he was a big fan of Lenny Bruce, the original dirty man insult comic.

Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was suckin' my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch off on the next block

by lonestar June 8, 2004

Double dicked

When someone screws you over in a big way.

Raul stole all my weed then smoked it!

He fucking Double Dicked me big time.

by IIIXXVII March 9, 2018