dicked out

used to describe a woman engaging in sexual intercourse with a male.

Bitch got dicked out by that huge dude last nite; she aint walkin too good this morning holla

by friarsams April 21, 2005

dicked in the head

messed up, insane, screwy

Stay away from that guy, he's dicked in the head!

by Steve July 10, 2005

Dicktective

wife who examines husband's genitals carefully and critically, especially for any sign of infidelity.

Dicktective: (wearing magnified glass and getting a noseful of her husband's penis and shaking her head in disbelief.)
Husband: Look .. before you say anything, I haven't washed my cock since we last had anal.

by Dettol February 14, 2012

whiskey-dicked dollar

When a bill is too limp to be accepted by a jukebox or change machine.

Q: Hey, did you get change for the pool table?
A: I tried, but the only money I had was this whiskey-dicked dollar.

by baby sea tuna January 10, 2008

God Dicked

To be screwed over by an Act of God.

The people of Japan were really God Dicked by the recent earthquake and tsunami.

by Dr. Stew April 21, 2011

dickeedoo

When your belly comes out further than your dick does

"Hey Phil Major, that's a nice dickeedoo your sporting."

by hunglong March 4, 2009

dicked my mind

When an individual screws with someone else's mind.

Dude, he just dicked my mind.

by mattyice2828 June 13, 2016