dickslap

Brandon. Anything to do with Brandon.

Brandon: But I love you.
J: Dickslap.
Brandon: But I love you!
J: Dickslap.

by CeeCee August 17, 2003

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dicksography

a list of people whom one has had romantic relations with. Ranging from a passionate kiss to sexual intercoarse. 2 a list of people whom one has had sex with.

Jane kissed Tommy, went to second base with Krissy, gave head to Omar, and fucked Will. She has hooked up with only these individuals Therefore Jane's dicksography is: Tommy, Krissy, Omar, and Will.

by Ian December 25, 2004

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Dickstraw

Dick on a straw

can I use your dickstraw?

by Dick ona straw October 5, 2017

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Dickstractions

Distracted by the dick and fucking off all responsibilities.

"I have so many dickstractions; I can't get anything done"

by Rinsidy June 9, 2019

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Dickstraction

When the Dick is so inviting, that your desire completely distracts you from everything else entirely and compells you to chase that cock til your sexual needs are satisfied.

" Babe, Please go over there while I finish my work, I love you but I have to finish this and your too much of a dickstraction to me."

" My man can be such a dickstraction to me... I cant ignore it, I try sometimes but it's pointless, because in the back of my mind my thoughts keep getting interrupted thinking of his cock pounding my pussy! As much as I push those thoughts back down and try to focus, my pussy physically is pulsing inside my panties and my body grinds against my seat. I have no choice but to stop wasting time fighting my desires, jump on daddy's dick so we can bust real quick and I can focus on work again!"

" I dont mind being single, but damn a bitch could sure use a GOOD dickstraction!"

by MISS.SWEETS June 3, 2020

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