DICKometer

A device that is attachable to vaginas, and measure the amount of dick that the vagina gets. The measurement is in d/m (Dicks per minute). It is a very useful device and can be used for many purposes such as:
a. It helps keep track of how big a slut you truly are
b. Gurls can have dick offs/competition where there will be an objective judge
c. Proving your fat friend Janet, who claims she gets loads of D, is a fucking virgin

Just attached a DICKometer to my pussy, gotta get fuckin

by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018

Dickteriorating

1. When a member of the male species is ruining your life
2. When your thirst for dick causes everything to go wrong

“Mandy, my life is dickteriorating”
“Shit, Sally. Sam cheated on you again!”

by SwaudiGod July 24, 2018

Dicktater

A long potato in which a hole has been cured lengthwise in order for a Male to place his penis in as a device for masturbation.

Dicktater is used for Male Masturbation.

by Lyn112085 October 13, 2018

Dickxperiment

When a dude wants to experiment with another dude, sexually.

Hey Rusuv! Wanna have a dickxperiment?
or

You don't know it's a dickxperiment unless it's with Giddens.

by Giddensisbae69 April 28, 2019

dickterest

When your sexual desires intersect with another.

Shep saw a girl across the room and knew she wanted to butt chug. It was dickterest.

Apparently it’s in poor taste to want to fuck your friend’s Fiancé. Talk about some dickterest.

by LakeBitch August 9, 2019

Dickhopper

Dickhopper: (V.) A female who bounces from one relationship to the next, blaming the last guy for all her issues.

If there is a common problem in today's society, it's the dickhopper. 👌

Stacey is such a dickhopper, this is her fifth hop this month.

by OnPointBetty October 22, 2019

dicktermission

Intermission from getting dick

After that horrible hookup I need a dicktermission to regain my dignity

by muzikjungli November 4, 2020