Dicktionary

1.) A dictonary for dirty words.

2.) Urban Dictionary.

Dude, I was checkin' out the dicktionary the other day. Funny shit!

by Wilky Dickens January 28, 2011

dicktation

Taking care of the office manager's, supervisor's etc sexual needs. A job that a majority of secretaries perform, whether they admit to it or not.

(Unzipping his fly and dialing the front desk) Ms. Sukalot, I have some dicktation for you.

(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!

by Casketcrawler October 19, 2006

dicktion

The friction generated between a hand and a dick while wanking. Sucktion and fucktion are related terms.

Oh man she got the dicktion just right and I splooged all over her dress.

by richnfamous February 16, 2009

deckation

noun - the act of sitting on one's deck, grilling, chilling, drinking socially, and enjoying sunshine and warmth.

1. When Sunday arrives I always plan for deckation.
2. Today's deckation features tropical island cocktails and food prepared with tropical weather in mind.

by hvygee March 7, 2010

dickason disease

when some dumb fat fuck has too lift his stomach up just to take a piss.

Andrew caught the dickason disease once he reached 400 lbs.

by JP1986 December 5, 2011

Dicktionary

When a person defines a word another person uses to prove them wrong, thus coming off as a dick.

Guy 1: Dude, you're such an ass.
Guy 2: So I'm a strong and persevering person able to carry the burdens of you common men? Thank you!
Guy 1: Way to be a dicktionary.

by ewoody0305 January 27, 2014

Dicktonite

A dick so good, that it brings you to your knees with it's glory and power.

Hey Sharon, he used that Dicktonite on me last night. Had me week and powerless.

by Jawsh00 January 13, 2017