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Desmond

by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 8, 2019
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Desmond

Desmonds are always an charmer, more noticeable for their excessive ass hair. They are often hard-lovers, but once you get to their heart, you'll never want to let go. Desmonds are the sexiest creatures on this Earth. Regardless of being Ceaser's son. "Desmond" or "Monkeyyy" are the best option for girls.
Him: WOAH! I see an aggressive monkey
Her: Oh don't worry that's just a desmond
by Chef Choppa April 17, 2019
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desmond

black of the blackest the night sky head ass
by babyyyy May 25, 2019
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Desmond

Has been rejected 10 times by girls. Short, black and pretty funny. Divorced parents and is pretty smart. In a private school and tries to fit in. Caiden is his best friend and accepts him when no one else does.
Wow Desmond, rejected again!
by FaKe_Desi June 3, 2019
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Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.
"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."
by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018
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Desmonde

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants
Whoops I did a Desmonde
by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017
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Desmond

A term used in video gaming, in team based games, for players who leave their team to attempt a play in order to benefit their team, but when viewed by the other team is often seen as a "weird position". A reference to asdf movie when Desmond the moon bear didn't know how he got there.
Teammate #1: there's a Desmond on our flank.
Teammate #2: how did he get there?
by MarioManz February 19, 2020
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