defoiled

Defoiled~to ruin, unravel, put a stop to nigga shit

She was going to rob a bank but ,her malicious attempt was defoiled

by Brutus kane August 29, 2017

Defont

To wreck someone's mom

I will defont your mom With deezer nuts.

by Cats don't reques February 1, 2019

defooded-drated

When little girls (esp. those names Nicolette) are starving and are in dire need of food!

Instead of dehydrated, I’m defooded-drated. I need food!

by Nicolette’s Auntie May 26, 2020

Defcon Shit System

Defcon 5: No Threat. You probably just took a huge shit.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.

Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.

Dude, I'm currently at Defcon shit system level 3. We should probably pull over so I can shit soon.

by Tony's Pickle Jar February 28, 2023

Lukas deffendall

A piss- drinker who is a bully and a female.

“Dude you’re such a Lukas Deffendall!”

by Your local homie January 12, 2020

defbock

Used to define an over zealous manager's attempts to make everything a crisis. Defbock 1, situation ok, though Defbock 10, emergency crisis meeting needed.

Oh my god! We are at Defbock 9. We must have an emergency 5 hour staff meeting to talk about this! Make sure we have food because we can't stop for lunch.

by Steve June 5, 2003

defcop

.(1)short for a definite cop (see cop).

yo that shirt is a defcop i have to have it.

by Dakota Stiles March 21, 2005